relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

let me be free

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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wincestielistheanswer:

I’m so

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You’re so 2000 and late

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