unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

thelilnan:

tis the season

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

image

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

goodolmoon:

rider-waite:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

the world is a beautiful place after all

meatball

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

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