wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

I’ll just watch one
Episode
Epison
Epason
Eason
Season

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

sequently:

how to take a math test:
1. pi
2. cry
3. die

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

frickin:

Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

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