funny text posts.

nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

(via a-grund)

posted 15 hours ago with 9,507 notes

(Source: flyingpiginthesky, via a-grund)

posted 15 hours ago with 37,529 notes

kuogelea:

i just had a surge of motivation where’d it go no come back

posted 15 hours ago with 28 notes

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via pizza)

posted 15 hours ago with 164,390 notes

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via happinessishardtofind)

posted 15 hours ago with 173,583 notes

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(Source: laceyjesse, via kianlawley)

posted 15 hours ago with 272,248 notes

harryedward:

When you feel the first cramp

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(via thecurlstomystyles)

posted 15 hours ago with 3,449 notes

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via wet-violet)

posted 16 hours ago with 154,597 notes

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

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(via interjects)

posted 22 hours ago with 262,655 notes

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

(via e-mackulate)

posted 1 day ago with 153,299 notes
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