my meals in the summer

crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

drake & josh

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

coryy:

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

oliveweed:

supnoah:

like you can be an asshole to me if you do it in french

 

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

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