funny text posts.

embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

(Source: francisfordfiesta, via happinessisinfinite)

posted 5 hours ago with 702,460 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr

(via happinessisinfinite)

posted 5 hours ago with 113,201 notes

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

(Source: partytimehexcellent, via deerstagram)

posted 23 hours ago with 117,125 notes

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

(via interjects)

posted 23 hours ago with 366,749 notes

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock, via feat)

posted 1 day ago with 189,421 notes

mollsattacks:

more important than education 

mollsattacks:

more important than education 

(via to-infinity-nd-beeyond)

posted 1 day ago with 68,192 notes
punkshire said:
i think you would like my blog :)

yes i do how’d you know? just followed :) 

posted 1 day ago with 0 notes

humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

(Source: instantlys, via interjects)

posted 1 day ago with 447,637 notes

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma, via pizza)

posted 1 day ago with 405,589 notes

primacdonaldsgirl:

its not you its (your the)me 

(via refreshhhh)

posted 1 day ago with 25,978 notes
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